It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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