Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
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Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
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All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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