So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
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I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
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It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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