just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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