he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
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And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
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Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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