He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
