operation have a gay friend backfired
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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