are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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