Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Non-Jews are for practice
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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