I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
