i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
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