best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
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I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
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i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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