guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
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she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
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We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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