oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
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