Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Randomize
