I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
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Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
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The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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