This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Dicks are not precious.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
Randomize
