Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
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