is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
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