i would punch a child for taco bell
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!