A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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