I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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