Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
Randomize
