have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
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