garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
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