Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Four minutes until I can fart!
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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