doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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