Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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