idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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