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My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
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listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
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Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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