ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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