I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
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You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
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WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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