There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
