no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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