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(678): View more from Georgia

Please, let me fuck your mom

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(905): View more from Toronto

So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises

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(248): View more from Michigan

thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.

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Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.

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(949): View more from California

im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever

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(856): View more from New Jersey

he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.

(215): View more from Pennsylvania

no pressure.

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(647): View more from Ontario

Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.

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(734): View more from Michigan

But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"

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We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.

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