what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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