I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
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I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
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my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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