that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
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I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
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I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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