Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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