I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
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She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
why does every cop we meet know your name?
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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