Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
Randomize
