Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
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There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
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Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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