What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
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Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
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I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
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