Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Randomize
