They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
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