I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
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THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
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How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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