I puked a lego.
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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