I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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