I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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