we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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