We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
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So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
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I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
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Have fun and good luck.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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