Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
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Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
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At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
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