So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
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it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
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I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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