I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
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Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
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Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
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