After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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