I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Is it because I queefed?
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
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I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
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after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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